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A Gay Lizard With a Parasol

by Cotton Candy Love Cloud

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Jeremy Walker
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Jeremy Walker utterly silly, good, dirty fun. support this man and his gecko husband. Favorite track: Slightly Seductive Song.
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boy garden Gay Bob Dylan Favorite track: The Gay Reptilian Agenda.
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1.
my husband does not look like a gecko!! you are wrong, that was low. okay, so he's not really my husband???? i just call him that because i wish he was and he does not look like a gecko don't you know? he has? the most beautiful and frightening brown eyes? and i want to feed him marshmallows until we die and no one will cry because clearly it was destiny to try and feed delicious treats to a man who does not remotely resemble a reptile, how could you?!?!?!?! and next time you have a crush, i'll recall the time that we were drunk sipping cider and showing you my phone and a picture of his face someday you will tell me all about your latest love and of course i will tell you that they look like a snake probably or maybe a newt or a frog or a toad
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Red Line 02:52
What did I always think I'd need? Gentle hands to help me bleach my hair Black to green, and back again until I'm free to wear whatever I want to wear, And body heat beside me in the willful weather out there Together by the window, curled up in the bus seat that we share Right now I've got my eyes turned down to see The crush, the lust and contents of my little screen you w-a-n-t m-e and your lonely words compel me you should never have to miss me living so low in the city What do you know of greed? You're just deliciously flirtatious in your time Spent with me, pushing buttons across a continent and sea I will push the product waiting for a lower price And when the clock is slower than it ought to be I'll get my narrowed eyes all rolling down to see Your messages to start a marathon of heartbeats but i'll see you at the ending when my day is done defending the disease that fills my hours building other people's power all the time all the time all the time all the time
3.
he's never lifted from a dollar store or cried inside a pawn shop my fake lawn kind of friend, bubbly as my soda pop he'd never get arrested in the restrooms, or leave his groceries in the cart I wish my bitter world would break his little heart it's not amusing when you never have a chance to try another way he ripped his thrifted hipster coat and bought designer next, it's all okay you know he's only camping if you catch him sleeping in his glossy car But I'll be surfing furniture or staring at the stars I don't wanna start a fight, I just thought I'd let you know Why I won't be at your side even if I want to go you'll never understand, i'd be shocked to hear you try Your life is mostly nice to live, the rest of us... Not so much I guess you'll ask me if I'll tag along and sit there while you read the bill I can't afford an appetizer at your favorites so I never will I've got to hand it to you there, it takes some guts to ask for sympathy When your problems are so easy in the end compared to me You get delighted at my stories dredged in grit but no it's not a trade For anything that's gonna help me drag this chapter past another day The monologue of rage would never end, if I ever let it start I wish my bitter world would break your little heart I don't wanna start a fight, I just thought I'd let you know Why I won't be at your side even if I want to go you'll never understand, i'd be shocked to hear you try Your life is mostly nice to live, the rest of us... Not so much
4.
I promise you that noise is only a neighbor getting ready for bed and the spiraling scream of car alarms is on its way out the nightly needs of stray animals waiting in the garden only sound so bad amplified for the animations in your head Now listen to me instead Now listen to me instead I went there and walked on through I've already been before you You've always held control, turn down the music or the light Chemical shadow puppets could be calmer I suppose You wouldn't have this on your tongue if it wasn't meant to be And you'll be making it through the labyrinth delighted, all right? Now listen to me tonight Now listen to me tonight I went there and walked on through I've already been before you And I'd never lie to you And I'd never lie to you I know what you're supposed to do
5.
I accept it, the science is true I fell for a cold-blooded man and there's nothing left to do I admit it, these allegations are nothing new Many have said before that I'm a lizard too Someday he'll look at me And know it's meant to be Cuz we're both scaly and illuminati Then everyone will see Us taking over tenderly The sweetest mutual conspiracy Maybe one of us will write Love letters in the sky With chemtrails for the other to admire The federal reserve Our friends at Bilderberg Will sing for us, a new world order choir We'll find a sunny place To warm our bones and then suck face Before we call our comrades down from outer space As all the theorists scream And run for cover from our schemes Our love will be the stuff of creepy dreams So tell that alex jones David Icke, leave us alone you're just jealous of us both you know Go put it on your show And say it from the radio That I adore a 6' 1" gecko Come on give me a shout Don't be scared just ask me out See what reptile romance is about Then everyone will see Us rule the planet happily The sweetest mutual conspiracy
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you're a fanboy, i'm a fanboy wow how great, we should date i'll go see your shows and bring you flowers and kiss your nose you like dogs and i like dogs we love new york and i'm a dork with a crush on you cuz you're one too and falling for me is something you should do you like camping, i like camping in fact your face would be the greatest place for my mouth to go on the best adventure i'd ever know is that you lurking on my blog? cuz that's likely a sign that we'd get along which i already think but you seem to need further convincing via song or maybe you think i'm creepy, a word that kind of describes me but either way it's your attention that I'm needing just to wander through your mind cuz you have time and i have time to figure out how well we'd tangle on your couch you have brown eyes, i love brown eyes i'll buy you fries and apple pies all the junk food cuz' supposedly we both like that too but most of all i like you
8.
I'm gonna fap my way to California I'm sorry pilots and passengers, I tried to warn ya When we're taking off, I'm gonna be getting off Cuz' the TSA can't take my vibrator away

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released December 31, 2016

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